Subtitles for my son's favourite books.

That’s Not My Tractor – A Tragedy in Four Parts.

Piglet’s 123: A Harrowing Tale of Lust, Betrayal and Fiscal Accounting.

Old Bear – The Most Searing Exposé of Care for the Elderly Since Mog the Forgetful Cat.

The Snail and the Whale – Inter-Species Love with a Twist in the Tail.

How Much Do I Love You? – Not Very Much.

The Tiger Who Came In From The Cold – The Secret Life of Spy Cats.