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May022014

Beans, Beans, Beans.

DateFriday, May 2, 2014 at 01:34PM

Some feijão.My wife complains whenever I eat feijão, the staple accompaniment to every Brazilian lunch. She says it makes me smell 'empty'. How is that even possible? And even assuming it IS possible, what am I supposed to do about it? Does she think I don't have enough to worry about, without her accusations of metaphysical halitosis as well? Jesus.

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